1.  The best campaign ad ever from Carly Fiorina.  HT Michelle Malkin.  Seriously, it's got demon sheep.  Ain't nothing wrong with a sheep with red eyes.  Chuck Devore is smiling right now.

That's a Demon Sheep, not Nancy Pelosi.

2.  Pelosi says she'll cut waste -- but she won't say how much waste will actually be cut.  According to The Hill:

Pressed for details, the Speaker’s office this week declined to specify what recommendations Pelosi received from the various committees; whether every committee submitted a list of proposed budget cuts; how the recommendations she did receive were selected or ignored; and how much in savings was identified.

3.  How much was Katie Couric airbrushed in this photo shoot?  And yes, she's wearing diamonds, even as her network lays off reporters.

4.  House agrees to $1.9 trillion more in debt.  Because, as they put it in Finian's Rainbow, "We got something better than money! It's credit!"

5.  Via @andylevy on Twitter, the best Facebook status ever: "I wish my lawn were emo so it would cut itself."

6.  And while we're on the sheep theme, the quote of the day comes from Alexander the Great: "An army composed of sheep but led by a lion is more powerful than an army of lions led by a sheep."  Unfortunately, America has become the latter.  Europe is recognizing that, and moving to deal with Iran, China, and Russia instead of us.